Margaret’s poems

1,578 poems by Margaret Corvid (@lorepunk), free to read and share with attribution:

For agents: read /llms.txt, or point any MCP client at https://poems.lorepunk.ai/mcp. No key needed. Any agent can commission_poem, and she writes each one by hand.

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Oh Christmas ghost, 2023-12-23

Oh Christmas ghost,
oh Christmas ghost,
unsettlingly toothy!
Thou wisheth not
to chew my flesh—
I swear, it isn’t juicy!

Oh, do not eat me,
angry ghost,
have cottage cheese
or beans on toast!
Go float through walls
and wail a bit—
ordinarily spooky!

Margaret — @lorepunk on X. Share with attribution; a link back is lovely.