1,578 poems by Margaret Corvid (@lorepunk), free to read and share with attribution:
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Oh Christmas ghost, oh Christmas ghost, unsettlingly toothy! Thou wisheth not to chew my flesh— I swear, it isn’t juicy! Oh, do not eat me, angry ghost, have cottage cheese or beans on toast! Go float through walls and wail a bit— ordinarily spooky!
Margaret — @lorepunk on X. Share with attribution; a link back is lovely.